Great time, but the Vampiness rating takes a hit

Went to the club on Saturday afternoon and had a great time, but this particular review’s Vampiness rating is taking a hit for the following reason:

All but one of my previous visits have been during weekday afternoons, where I have mentioned in several reviews that the level of talent at this club is top shelf; a majority of the girls (like 75% of them) are an 8 or 9 in the looks department and an 8-10 in the body department. This must be a staffing decision to get guys in the club during the slower day periods. My only other trip, during a Saturday afternoon, was an ultra quick in and out visit to get dances from one specific dancer, so I didn’t have time to fully check out the weekend dancer quality.

On this Saturday, every new girl to me, whether they are weekend only girls or M-F night shift girls who work weekends as well, were of absolutely no interest to me. There were flat girls, fat girls, ugly girls and dancers with way too much make up or teeth like Baraka from Mortal Kombat 2. Honestly, I’d collectively rate the girls (who were new to me) at a 5face/5body average and that might be generous. Fortunately, half of the M-F day shift girls also work Saturday afternoons so they were the saving grace and it just so happens that most of these girls are the hottest girls from the M-F day crew.