The LL is always a hit...

The LL is always a hit of miss place and my most recent visit was no exception. I've been there many times and those experiences have ranged from ratings of 10+ to zero. It all depends on the girls. The atmosphere is total sleaze. Dark, dingy, a restroom that you hope you never have to use, and floors, walls, and viewing windows covered with an unknown sticky substance (which I must admit I have contributed to on occasion). There are two venues: live stage show viewed from behind a plexiglass window with a coin-operated screen, or the "Private Pleasures" booth which is a private one-on-one show (albiet still with a plexiglass window separating you from the lady). I find it best not to spend $$ on the PP booth until I've previewed the girl on stage because you can spend a fair amount of cash in PP pretty quickly. By comparison, twenty bucks will last a while in the stage show booths.

On a recent visit to SF I visited twice in the same day; once in the late morning, and again in mid afternoon. As far as I could tell there were only 3 girls working in the late morning, none of whom were to my liking so I left after only 15 or 20 minutes. One was no more than a 3 on anyone's scale, and the other two were 5's or 6's to me, but to someone with different taste, the 5's and 6's could have been 7's or 8's. The afternoon was somewhat better though as there were roughly 6 girls working the stage (2 or 3 "dance" at the same time in about 15 minute rotations) and this time I found two of them quite attractive. As usual, there was a wide variety of shapes, size and other traits. I happen to prefer girls who tend to the slimmer side and I don't have a particular preference for hair color, but on any given day you're likely to find everything from cadaverously thin, to rubenesque and beyond, although I do have to say that I have seen very few girls at the LL who could legitimately be called "fat". You'll also find every hair color from blonde, brunette, redheads, pink, purple, striped and bald. Breasts also span the whole range from huge to almost nonexistent, and it has been my experience that you will find fewer artificially enhanced breasts here than in most strip clubs. I also happen to like shaved pussy, and whereas that's the norm in many strip clubs these days, the LL has everything from totally shaved to unbelievably hairy (including legs and underarms) - again, all bases covered. Most of the girls appear to be early to late 20's in age, with an occasional over-30 woman, and a few that look so young that you feel like you might be arrested just for looking at them (I'm sure they're of legal age though, they just appear to be capitalizing on their very young appearance and purposey make themselves appear younger than they are).

Overall I had a very good, but not outstanding, time in the afternoon. Spent about $40 in a corner booth and felt much more relaxed when I left. I don't remember either of the girls names, but the one with the long dark hair (one was blonde, one brunette) was very friendly and sexy, although not as nasty as I would have preferred. One piece of advice - be nice to the girls, don't try to order them around, smile at them and compliment them (complimenting is sometimes hard to do because the music and the plexiglass window make it hard for them to hear you - but keep trying - like all women they love compliments), and spend a little time with them. You will be rewarded with a much better show.