Thanksgiving eve nightmare

I saw an advertisement for Le Cafe on social media promoting their thanksgiving eve ‘party’. Over 20 ‘beautiful’ women were advised so I figured I’d give it a shot. Boy, was I wrong. This place makes crystal cafe look like Las Vegas. Upon walking in, the door man was half asleep and didn’t bother collecting a cover charge (thank god). A buffet was present which looked and smelled absolutely disgusting. Dog food level is an understatment. No seating was available at the bar.

All the ‘beautiful’ women were just sitting there, glued to their phones. From what I saw the women were all 3’s and below. Mostly below. Only the bartenders were passable as ‘beautiful’. As I stood against the wall like a lame duck, I was approached by what looked to be 50 something year old gargoyle who offered to give me a ‘Russian massage’. Naturally, the offered was declined. She had the nerve to ask ‘why not?’ A great sales women she was not.

After this encounter I attempted to hang in a little longer but just couldn’t. The smell of the food was too much and not one woman was dancing on stage. Thanksgiving eve is supposed to be the biggest party night of the year. This was new levels of depression and sadness. How a place like this even stays in business is beyond me. It’s amazing honestly. How hard is it to operate a strip club? Here’s the business plan: hot women and drink deals. That’s it! How hard is that to accomplish? Avoid this dump at all costs. Go to mirage. You’ll have a better time, trust me.