Not bad for a Tue in SF

As some SF Bay Area people may already know, the SF talent is on a dramatic decline. Mitchell Bros and Crazy Horse were once where the whales would spend, but now full of over the hill (middle aged!) and overweight (BMI=obese) dancers who are generally disgruntled at the decline of business and more likely to rip-off customers for kicks.

Now Gold Club is a CA alcohol club meaning you won’t see the bottoms come off and the top only comes off on the main stage during the dancer’s second song. However, these strict rules also mean this is probably the only strip club in town where you will see generally attractive women.

Cover is a Lincoln before 7 pm and a Jackson after. It costs an additional Hamilton to get access to the upstairs area where they have additional seating and the more expensive private dances take place. I paid a Lincoln and 3 Washington’s for my Fiji and told the waitress to keep the change. Dayshift is subpar compared to the night, but still better than the other clubs in terms of aesthetics. If you see a girl you like and want to monopolize her time just by her drinks and pay a Jackson each time her turn in the rotation comes up; she will then not have to take the stage, and you have her to yourself. Upstairs dances are three for a Benjamin. I took two girls up there. First one was a petite veteran blonde with ample backside for a white girl but not much on top. I was a bit annoyed she was keeping the covered boobs away from me. The second girl was much better and had a much tighter body with nice bolt-ons and moderate ass implants. She looked like the stereotypical blonde Russian and even had the stage name to fit but denied that ethnicity.