Skip it, go for the bigger brand clubs instead

Got here on a Sunday as I wanted to spend my last night on bourbon for a while with some gorgeous ladies. They were letting people in free under the premise that if you don't like what you see you can just leave. That should've been my clue to never enter.

The club is in an old mansion toward the Canal side of Bourbon. The "safer" side, as I was told by many local workers. The building is old and in bad shape. It smells old. The chairs are disgusting, no wonder the girls all want to sit on the guys laps. It's probably cleaner. Drinks are pricey for such a divey place- think $10+, although I imagine that's standard everywhere on Bourbon Street. Dances are the local standard of $40/song although I did have a couple girls offer me 3/$100.

The girls were 7s at best. It was a Sunday after all. I didn't expect their A team to be there after working all weekend. But literally none of them had my attention by looks alone like at other clubs. There was one particular busty blonde with glasses. Not sure if they were real or fake. The glasses, I mean. The boobs were clearly enhanced. She looked emaciated and old. She couldn't have been a day under 40. Now I know many clubs have "older" dancers (I use the word older subjectively, I know 40s isn't old outside of the strip club), but she really showed it. I don't know if it was alcohol or drugs or just the lifestyle that aged this poor girl. I couldn't stop looking and I guess she took it as a sign of interest. She relentlessly asked me for a half hour room saying she really needed it and would make damn sure I got my money's worth. I did not want to find out what that meant with her. I did buy a dance from her. When I went to look for the curvier younger blonde who really caught my eye, she was no where to be found. I suppose someone else was so lucky while I was away with the older girl.