Nice little hole in the wall

The Club: Small little bar off California Ave. It is in a row of businesses with a little blue sign, so it is easy to miss. No cover charge. The bar opens at 1600, the dancers start at 2000 and doors close at 0200. When you go in, there are two pools tables to the right in a separate room and the bar is to the left. Against the front wall is a small stage with two poles. In front of that are a few 6 person tables and then 6 booths behind that (they are also the private dance booths). The bar is on the far wall. It is a typical hostess/strip bar, Dark inside and everything is old including the mama-sans. Scale of 1 to 10, I give the place a 3. Definitely a shithole but my kinda shithole.

The mama-sans: There are actually three and the owner (supposed owner). They push drinks and dances for the girls. They are not overbearing and eventually very friendly. The drinks for customers are about 5 bucks for a beer (any kind), $5 shots and for the dancers it is $20. One mama works the bar, one mama works the room and the last mama works the girls. At least that’s the way it seemed to me.

The Dancers: There were 5 dancers that night. One of the dancers told me there are usually a lot more. Dancer #1 was Mckenzie, a 26y.o. white girl with pale skin and lots of tattoos. She has some high sitting “TIG OLE BITTYS”, (fake DD) on a small frame and pretty much a flat ass. Her face was average, nothing to write home about but did not scare you away either. She is quiet and keeps to herself mainly. Stage dances were muh but she had some thick mesh type panties with pussy meat sticking out of them. Dancer #2 was an older Asian dancer (mid-30s but looks mid-50s). A shit load of face paint reminded me of an insane clown posse video extra. Her body was beat to shit and had the longest pussy I have ever seen. Her pussy started at her belly button and didn’t stop. I didn’t care to get her name but she loves to grab your dick when she greets you and tells you she has the best private dances ever. Dancer #3 was April, a 24y.o. mixed cutie. She danced at Hawaii by night for a couple nights then went to this shithole. She said because of the drive. Nice natural body, average natural tits and nice round booty. Very pretty face. She wore a grandma looking two-piece bikini that rode up her ass. She would have looked much better in a thong. Her stage dances were not that great either. Dancer #4 was Sora, a fine Hispanic looking chick with an amazing phat ass and nice tittys….all natural. Long pretty hair and gorgeous face. She has lots of tats and even one her face. Not sure why she would fuck up her pretty face with a tattoo and I am almost certain it said Carlos. Her stage dance was interesting. When Sora bent over, her phat ass cheeks spread and exposed her butt plug. Then she tapped the plug with the finger so we could recognize it was real. I think my dick stayed hard for her entire set. The final dancer (I forgot her name) was an island girl. She was in her mid thirties and had been dancing there for about 10years. Decent face huge fake tits. Body looked like she spit out a couple crumb snatchers. Her boob job was botched as she had some unsightly scars across her nipple. It just looked odd but she was still not bad looking, just not a first choice type. Average stage dance.