A solid DC club, but still DC rules

In case you don't know - DC strip clubs are fully nude dancing on stages, but no, repeat ZERO, contact is allowed. So these strip clubs do not allow any form of lap dances. But this is not the fault of the club as they are just following the rules. But on to the actual club. The club is right in the middle of a 'trendy' block area in the outskirts of DC. Street parking is difficult, but valet parking is available ($$). There are buses and other public transportation readily available.

The drinks are reasonably priced and served by scantily clad girls - mostly asian, a few white. There is a fully bar so anything is available from beer and wine to mixed drinks. There are a bunch of tvs throughout with whatever sports games are currently on. The music is from a jukebox the dancers have to pay and select songs from. Occasionally you get to see a dancer who is up next on the stage run over to quickly punch in some music before her set on stage begins. The club is extremely comfortable in my opinion - there are groups of suits, individual sketchy guys, groups of young guys, etc. I would be surprised if anyone felt uncomfortable in there.

There are three stages in the club - the layout is a long thin room so you can mostly see all the stages from wherever you sit. The dancers themselves are a complete mix in every way. There are white, asian and black dancers who are young, older and come both skinny and thick. So regardless of your tastes there is really something for everyone. There were definitely 2 or 3 girls who were 7+, but most of the rest were in the 2-6 range in my opinion based on being 'not young' and or 'not in shape.'