Always worth the trip.

I don't always have a great time here, but I never regret coming. Unlike another recent review of mine, the ladies at Bazooka's are great at the hustle. Maybe too great. I'm always worried I'm going to get a dancer overpromise and under-deliver, and unfortunately for me that's what happened to me on a recent trip here.

I'm not always looking for "extras" but I know it's often available here. I had one dancer give me the "hard sell" (pardon the pun) promising a great time in VIP. She went straight for that sales pitch, just super aggressive. My hormones got the better of me and I took her up on it. I thought perhaps her enthusiasm for a great VIP experience would carry over to the private booth but it really didn't. The VIP dance was lackluster in every way. Her enthusiasm was significantly less and she wanted to upsell me while we were back there. I really wasn't looking for extras and I declined. I couldn't help but think the extras she was offering were going to *also* be just as unenthusiastic. So why would I bother?

There's an art to making a guy feel wanted and desired even when you're not really into him. Some dancers have it in spades but most don't. I like it when a girl can make me feel special. Aggressiveness is only part of the equation. I like it when a dancer promises me a good time especially if she backs it up. Again, I'm talking about being strictly within the rules here. I just mean that some dancers know how to treat a guy. A dancer being physically attractive is only part of the deal. And yet so many dancers feel like their body is enough. That all they need to do is grace me with their presence and I'll have a hardon the size of North Dakota.