Dark club, decent dancers, not too crowded

The club itself is a bit of a dive - pretty dark and didn't feel super-clean. About 15 people in attendance, about half were clean-cut businessmen, 2-3 who seemed like regulars and kept sitting in the front row by the stage, tipping all dancers generously. Music was ok, MC/announcer was ok - didn't talk too much, which I think is a good thing. The music wasn't too loud and wasn't too bad. The stage is only about a foot high, has two poles (though I didn't see two dancers up there at the same time), and there isn't too much of a separation from the audience.

Probably around 10 dancers - they were pretty hot overall, not too many tattoos, and all but two had pretty hot bodies (one too scrawny and one just too overweight and something was just off about her). Most of the dancers get fully naked - but really only on stage (see more below). Mostly white, with one black and one Asian, as far as I remember. The black one - Pepper - is pretty young (20-21?), and super hot and cute, with amazing (natural) boobs. I got a dance from her, and she was really nice and giggly in just the right way, and a really great dancer. Madison, a blonde, was also really nice and pretty hot and a pretty good dancer.

As for value, the $22 cover for an alcohol-free club (WA state law) is a bit steep. It includes free fountain drinks, but the waitress only asks you once if you want anything. Prices for dances seem to vary greatly - one was $30, but I heard quotes as high as $40 or $50 topless. All of this despite the house price being $30 in theory. Also, they announce deals every so often of $60 for three dances, but none of the dancers really seem to offer that - and anyone I spoke with told me that they make those three songs pretty short. Who know what to believe.