Mediocre in a less than mediocre SC city

Been going to clubs for a while. This is my first review so gonna try and pop my cherry as painless as pissible:

LOCATION: Location is probably one of the best things this place has going for it. Located right off the BQE on a side street next to a gym it provides the perfect cover in as anonymous a location as you can get in the big city. Parking is tough but not impossible. They have a parking lot but not sure if its theirs or they share it. Better off waiting for parking for a few minutes.

LAYOUT/ATMOSPHERE: You walk through a metal detector (not operational during day) and you enter a rectangle room with a perverts row stage to the right wall and a small bar with pole behind it to the left. Around the corner is the lap dance public room along with private VIP booths that are private along the walls of the public lap dance room. The LD room is probably same size as actual main room.