Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Eh.........

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InTheCut
Nov 9, 2017, 4:19 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Part strip club, part truck stop, part greasy spoon. There were 4 girls working this Monday afternoon, 3 Anglo (a tall skinny one and 2 a bit on the thicker side) and a curvy Latina, none of whom were particularly enthralling. Juke box, no DJ. Lap dances are in cubes with curtains on what look like large day beds. Food prices are comparable to what you’d pay at a sports bar or any other grub-slinging joint. Open all night. No dancers but naked waitress from 3 a.m. to 11 a.m. $5 cover.

Prices quoted were $30 for a dance, $50 for two, $120 for 14 minutes. Didn’t try the food because wasn’t hungry and eh..... Didn’t get a dance because, well, frankly, there’s better for cheaper at nicer clubs. But truckers, Farmers Only, or if you find yourself desperately horny on I-75 20 miles north of Ocala, have at it.

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