Uneventful

So I'm from Indiana and I like to usually stay in State to do my clubbing, but I was out in the south suburbs recently and figured I would give this place a shot. First of all, the parking lot was fairly empty and as I walked in, I anticipated to be hit up with a cover charge. Surprisingly, there was no one at the door to collect so I walked in. The insides of the place were fine, and a nice looking blonde was tending bar. For some reason, I am pretty sure she was Eastern European. I bought a beer for around 5 bucks and watched the action from the bar stool.

There were only about a half dozen dancers on shift and they seemed to be disinterested or spending time with their regulars. I really got a feeling this place was slightly "mobbish" based on clientele and overall vibe.

I had 2 beers within an hour and was finally approached by a slim black girl. We talked for a little while and after she popped the question, I told her I would like a $30 nude dance. Now this girl was cute, but she never took off her bottoms during the dance and when the dance concluded, I told her I was done. She then gave me the impression that full nudity would occur on the subsequent dance. No thanks.