Stop reading and just go fellas...

This was one of the more shady clubs I've been to... I took an Uber and right when I pulled up I was ready to leave. It's a very industrial area and the club is tricky to find. Still, I was brave and went inside. Small cover charge and very cute and friendly bar tender. I was one of just two dudes in the club. There were 5 or 6 dancers at most, ranging from 1-10. After having sat for just 10 mins with a red bull in hand I was literally approached by nearly every dancer.

I passed on all of them because I was waiting for a very sexy white spinner with a Latin accent. She must have been hiding... Then i was appraoched by a sexy black girl with a juicy ass, time waist and giant DDs. She sat on my lap and chatting for a while, as I was still stalling, hoping to find my spinner. She never showed, so I went ahead and got some time in the pirvate area with the sexy slice of chocolate. $75 to the bouncer for 15 mins. We went back to the private area, which is just open sofas, but they each have wrap around curtains that drop down to provide very good privacy. She grinded me like she was trying to climb a 50ft flag pole... For the entire time... I didn't even bother asking for extras because the dance was so robotic and boring.

Yet lots of touching, so that was at least good. She stood up and started fixing her hair, so I figured the time was up. I got up with her and started to fix myself and gave her a $10 tip. She said do you want me to blow you honey? I was like WTF... Why didn't you just lead with that babe haha! Clearly yes, do the damn thing! She said can I have a tip? I said of course... How much were you hoping for? See asked for $100... I said, well I only have $60 left. She said no problem, just lay back and enjoy! She slipped the cover on with her mouth and got right into it.