Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Food, Breasts, Butts, and Vaginas

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AntonSobinski
Nov 4, 2017, 11:40 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Morning

Visited this non-smoking (big plus to have clean air in there) establishment on a Sunday night. The layout is a long bar table, individual tables, a small room with pornographic movies for sale, pool tables, bathrooms, showers (for truckers), private rooms, and a larger room for the longer dances. The dancers all but ignored me. Finally found out my cute waitress dances and she gave a decent lapdance. They don't take their bottoms off during the dance, so that was a letdown. It's not a chair, and it's not a bed. It's a comfortable seat that you can lay back in so they can grind on you easily, and they are aided by handles above.

If you get food, the omelette was garbage.

Returned on Tuesday morning, and it was a much better experience. Good looking and friendly women, decent burger, and got a nice VIP lapdance in a plush chair that was large enough for me to lay back in while the dancer get on top (bottoms stayed on her unfortunately even though this was a longer and more expensive dance). I was able to play with her pierced nipples while she danced. Cafe Risque is unique in that it's such a cool thing being served by a topless waitress and getting to see breasts, butts,and vagina while you eat your meal (they do remove their panties on the stage which is essentially behind a bar.) For the most part, Sunday was a big disappointment, but Tuesday was a much better experience. Would (and hope to) return some day.

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