Same ol' grind

Yuma is not a hotbed for strippers. There are 2 clubs in town and one across the river in CA-- but it's closed midweek. Roxy was my first pick but they failed to open at 7 and by 7:30 the parking lot was still empty. I meandered down the back industrial streets to Platinum. World Series was on and filled my first hour with some painful-- for a Dodger fan-- baseball. At 8pm the "silver coin" promo for beer started, a good deal if you catch it, any coin from nickels to silver dollars will get your a drinky-poo.

Dancers were OK. I found one worth a tryout and $20 got me a topless chairdance on the floor. Nice boobs and a big come-on for a private dance, $125. What the heck, stripper BS gets me every time. What I got was what I expected, an air dance interspersed with big-ass dick squashing. For a chick who's been stripping for 5 years, what makes her think grinding on my boner is sensuous? If she wants to sit down, let's go to the bar, but if I'm not reading you a bedtime story I don't want to dropping your full 150 lbs on my lap.

For most PLs this place is probably OK, so I'll give it 2.5 outt'a 5.