Pink Poodle
328 South Bascom Ave San Jose, CA 95128

Not Worth It for Me

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grantaire
Nov 1, 2017, 8:13 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I take it that this is about as good as San Jose gets, so I don't want to be too critical. Came here on a Friday evening around 10:30 or 11. Club was crowded, but I eased into a seat near the stage. Girls were mostly pretty, but nothing unusual. There wasn't much action at the rail, and I am a believer in compensating girls for their time on stage, so I tipped regularly and somewhat aggressively, hoping to get some attention and see what the dances are like.

No luck. I had trouble making eye contact or getting anyone's attention. After about an hour, a short, pretty, curvy brown-skinned girl called me out and asked me if I wanted to dance. She turned out to be trouble. Once we got into the lap dance room, she gave the standard BS line about how she was one of the most popular lap dancers in the place and wanted her $80 tip up front. She said it would be good for several dances. I generally don't agree to that, but I had gotten tipsy in my lonely hour and I had a lot of money burning a hole in my pocket.

Totally stupid, I know. I gave in, and she gave an uninspired, short dance and tried to end it. When I complained, she danced for a few seconds more and called it a day. I felt conned, which was my fault, though I did stay for a bit more to stew. I ended up getting a couple of dances with an extremely pretty brunette who had beautiful natural breasts and was totally upfront about pricing and her limits, which I appreciated. She charged $40/dance, with a small tip for touching that I paid afterwards. I didn't leave "happy" but she made me happier. I definitely would not go back. Too expensive for basically nothing, but not a lot of competition in the area.

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