Out On A Monday

Decided to head out on a Monday. Dont live in Columbia, as I was here on a business trip. I didnt want a club that was too busy. You know, get a quick dance or 2 and head back to the hotel to sleep. Came in and was patted down. 2 guys were playing NBA 2k. I was like “what?”. And another guy asked me do I play cards? Again “what?” Once Im in the club, I notice there are maybe 3-4 dancers but none of them were dancing.

JUST LAZY. SITTING THERE. One had a phat ass so I got a private dance, but was just like a regular dance honestly. Anyway, its a club with smoke everywhere. Dimly lit, and guys were mainly hanging with other guys while the strippers sat around and smoked. No dancers even close to a ten. If you want to catch contact high, with sub-par looking women, this is your spot. But not me.. I want be back. Now to wash the smoke out of my clothes and see how I can get that hour I wasted back.