Clip Joint

This club is rapidly usurping DVCOI as the most irritating "Amateur Hour" club on the circuit. (DVCOI has devolved even further, into a freak show of patrons and staff with a vibe akin to a 99 Cents Only store.) The only saving grace at Synn is an ever-changing selection of some young and hot dancers who look good - though several-to-many of them have limited conversational/GFE skills and/or suffer from Golden Pussy Syndrome.

It's actually management/waitresses that cause me the biggest problems, always trying to game the customer on something or other: charging for drinks supposedly included with the admission price, charging different drink prices depending on your waitress, cutting the 11-1 free admission period short or saying it's not applicable today (yes I know n/a Thursdays; but I've heard it on other days), taking full drinks with napkins on top while I'm in the head, hard drink push, waitresses petulantly arguing for tips after all this other shit, etc., etc.

Great business plan: make the visit an irritating customer experience. And many of my fellow customers seem almost as amateurish: few stage tippers, lots of guys doing the "fucko" (tying up girls for loo-o-ng stretches then getting either no dances or a couple of topless on specials), loud & obnoxious behavior, paying GPS Girls' price demands and thereby driving up the market for everybody else. I just think one must wait too long and work WAY too hard at this place to have a fun time (unless you have an ATF regular you've trained in customer service). But the "Siren Call" is hot young girls and cheap dance prices -- which ARE in fact significantly lower than elsewhere ($75 15 minute VIPs on Thursday, lots of 3-4-$40 nudes and even 2-4-$20 nudes on Thursdays, $10 topless).