It Ain't What it Used to Be

Wow, what used to be one of my favorite clubs has become a lot of nothing. I hadn't visited in a long time, but I was back in LA and decided to stop by. I did my usual afternoon visit. I had memories of some amazing ladies giving amazing VHM dances for great prices. And I was all ready to go, with my vitamin V and commando shorts. And with the prices of vitamin V nowadays I was determined to have a great time. Well, that was the plan.

Walked in and sat at my favorite spot near the entrance, where you can see the action in the lapdance area as well as the girls coming out of the dressing room. And I waited for a hot girl to come out. And waited. But all I saw were a few below average girls sitting on the far side texting or whatever. And I waited. And after a while my excitement diminished, as I realized this was a complete dud.

I don't know if this was how things are going now at the Bird, but it was a total waste. Not one lappable dancer. And I almost wasted an expensive vitamin V. Except I decided to make the drive to King Henry, where I was sure things would be much better.