Worth checking out for three reasons

Went to this bikini bar on a Wednesday night and stayed for roughly six hours. This is a judgement free zone thank you. Drinks are relatively inexpensive ($4 for a beer, I’ve been to happy hours where they’re more expensive) and bartender was super chill. More on her in a minute but I’ve gone on too long already without mentioning the star attraction - Ivory.

Ivory is an absolute Goddess who is proof enough that a higher power does exist and he is most definitely a man. The only real way to describe her is absolute flawless perfection in every conceivable way imaginable. On top of this she is an amazing pole dancer and you will enter another realm of existence (potential out of body experience, think k-holing) watching her on stage. It’s called love at first site for a reason.

Now say you worry that there might be other fine upstanding young gentlemen who may be occupying young Ivory by handing her all their money. Well there is also Harley. If you’re into blondes with universal sex appeal, and if you’re reading this you are, then you’ve hit the literal jackpot. Even if you’re someone who doesn’t “do” blondes (literally) you may reconsider in that one fleeting moment upon meeting her.