Oasis, more like a mirage

So, let me tell you about the oasis. I lived in Smithtown for about 5 years and decided to check this establishment after passing it going home everyday. From the outside, it looked like a run down strip club, but hey looms cam be deceiving. Your gut instanct would be to carry a weapon when going here. In this case, you should trust your gut. Seedy, shady, 3rd world country even, is the world you enter when coming threw the doors.

The club, outdated. The girls, while there was 1 or 2 there without c-section scars, the lineup featured their top of the line C list. Dances were standard price if 30 dollars. And like any place the more you tip the more fun you have, however the only fun to be had here, is id you escape alive.

Needless to say, I will never be coming here again. Oh and the joke about the weapon, wasn't a joke. Arm yourself.