Busy afternoon

“The Gun” is one of the nicer and more we’ll-known clubs outside of downtown Denver. This results in a higher volume of patrons, and, frankly, a more attractive talent base than the clubs I usually frequent. This can have its plusses, but I tend to fixate on the minuses. While most of the girls are quite beautiful, there doesn’t seem to be a great variety in body type — at least when I usually go, for afternoon happy hours after work.

Not a lot of big boobs. Also, as is usually the case with the really gorgeous women in the busier clubs, they usually are all business and don’t put in much effort to convince a guy to go for the private dance. “Hi, ya wanna dance?” Move on “Hi, ya wanna dance?” I guess more power to em, but I prefer to chill and chat for a bit before shelling out for a mediocre air dance (“you can’t touch my boobs or butt, but my back and shoulders are ok”). On the plus side, my buddies seem to like the food, there are some decent beer specials in the afternoon, and the Saturday poker game (free entry for bar tab prizes) can be fun until the dealer gets too wasted from the players buying her (NOT a dancer) drinks. Don’t get me started on the asshole bathroom attendant. I complain, but a good view with $3 cover in the afternoon, and $3 beers is still better to me than some shitty sports bar.