Too many dancers

This is my go-to club. When I can't decide where to go I go here. I know the girls can be pretty decent, I can get good food if I'm hungry, there's no troll in the bathroom, no valet driving my car and I'm safe no matter what time of day. Today was a nice day and I was extra happy to find time to kick back. I sat at a table near the stage with the bar to my back. Within minutes my drink is on the way.

First girl gives her sob story. Oh no it's going to be one of those nights. She says, 'there's too many girls and I can't make any money'. Then, 'hey can I leave my phone here while I go for a smoke'. She's staking me out because there's too much competition. When she comes back I have nothing to say to this girl. I order food, she watches me eat, leaves, comes back...all the time leaving her phone. Finally she's called on stage and I get some peace.

Mackenzie asks if she can join me. I tell her about the phone and we both get a good laugh. I scope the crowd and there's not much here to hold my interest. I could probably sit drinking with Mackenzie for a long time but I've had a nice lunch and I'm getting ready to find my exit. I watch my phone-friend dance on stage, with her poochie tummy and low muscle tone, and I wish I could see what's underneath the costume before they sit down. She's smiling at me, oh god.....