sinclair's Review
I went to Lizzy’s Gentlemen’s Club at 00:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is in a long gray building that was once a strip mall. Now, the only tenants are Lizzy’s and a banquet hall. The triangular parking lot out front had plenty of space. There was a $5 cover charge. Upon entering, there are two pool tables and a dartboard on the left wall. The bar is a big peninsula coming off the back wall. To the right is the Red Room. This is the area with the stage, private dance booths, and VIP rooms. The stage is large and has a spinning pole in the middle. It is surrounded by a tip rail. There is an outdoor smoking patio with a grill accessed through a door in the front wall of the Red Room. Sincweisers were $4. Fireball and Lemon Drop shots were $5.
There were seven dancers working. Dancers skewed toward being older. I would guess the average age was over thirty. Stage sets were three songs. While this is a bikini club, most dancers took their tops off and showed their breasts with pasties over the nipples. Some dancers did tip walks after their stage set, and some did not. The only dancer I was attracted to was Hennessy. The best looking female in the building was the blonde bartender, Malibu.
–Sinclair Dancer Sheet–
Bleu: White, long brown hair, blue eyes, average body, saggy B cups, tattoos down spine, rose tattoo on top of left shoulder, baby feet tattoo above left boob, nice face, 5.5.
Erie: White, medium length blonde hair, blue eyes, A cups, lots of random tattoos everywhere, entire upper chest is tattooed, friendly girl, 6.
Hennessy: Black, short dreads, C cups, juicy ass, nose ring, tattoo on back of right shoulder, 7.5.
Lotus: Black, chunky, C cups, big tattoo on back of neck, 4.
Paris: Black, paper bag skin, slim, tall, A cups, had kid, 4.5.
Simy: Hispanic, blue hair, small B cups, very average body, kicked my beer over, 5.
Vivianna: White, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim, tall, small B cups, wears glasses, big tattoo on front of right thigh, looks around late thirties, 4.5.
Private dances are $30 per song. They take place in small booths. VIP rooms are $80 for fifteen minutes, $150 for thirty minutes, and $300 for sixty minutes. Champagne is included with the hour-long VIP room. All dance booths and VIP rooms have sheer curtains blocking their entrances, so they are not too private. Anyone in the stage area of the club can be a peeping Tom. Two way contact is permitted during private dances and VIP sessions. Buying blocks of VIP time is the way to go here versus buying individual private dances. The price per minute works out much better in the customer's favor.
Like all of the Wichita strip clubs, there are overpriced dancer drinks. The more you pay, the longer a dancer can spend time with you on the floor. Dancer drinks were listed as $10, $20, $40, $60, and $100. I am not sure if each of those correlated to a specific time period the dancer could socialize. To shoot pool with a dancer, Lizzy’s charges $20. The house fee for dancers is $20, and the club keeps thirty percent of the money they make on private dances, VIP rooms, and dancer drinks. Dancers are not taxed on the dollars they make during their stage sets.
Lizzy’s Gentlemen’s Club is not great by national standards, but it is the strip club where I had the most fun in the 316 area code. At least there was a hot dancer, a hot bartender, and dancers would go around the bikini rules by showing their breasts with pasties over their nipples. These three factors made it more fun than the other strip clubs I visited. I will probably give Lizzy’s another shot when I return to Ta Town. Lizzy’s is open seven days a week from 18:00 to 02:00.
