Electric Blue Cafe
Closed
62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084

Gets the job done...but only if you can find a decent looking ho

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vajmon
Oct 21, 2017, 10:37 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I stopped at Electric Blue about a month ago on a Saturday night. I was on my way home from my niece's Bat Mitzvah party where there had been lots of smokin' hot teenage girls. That got me horny as fuckin hell! So by the time I reached exit 68 on I-84 I had to declare a sexual emergency and pull into Blue for a "release". It was around midnight and I paid the usual $10 cover to enter. I hadn't been here in a while but most things remained the same. No metal detector, no ID check, no bullshit! Patrons were still an eclectic mix of wanna be gangsters, a few college kids, a whole lot of what Hillary Clinton would call "deplorables" (aka working class white folk :) and also many people with the last name Patel. Overall this place feels like a country honky tonk titty bar.

As for the ladies... lets just put it this way... I came in with a big boner but after surveying the talent both on stage and around the bar it was like my cock took the ice bucket challenge! And I wasn't even sober! Almost every single lady was either obese, downright ugly, old (like 30+), covered with ugly prominent tattoos or a combination of all four. There's also too many with huge fake asses, fake lips, botox, bad boob jobs ('Frankentits:( or saggy titties that look like they nursed 5 kids. Most (50%+) were Latina, so not much ethnic variety either. Well this is not what I had been look for, especially after fantasizing about the young ladies that I had seen earlier that night at the party. Anyways I hung at the bar for almost an hour before I finally saw two "diamonds in the rough".

I would rate both about a 7 or 8 which unfortunately is the best that can be expected here. The first was a very tall thin light skinned mid 20's Latina with long curly black hair and only one prominent tat, a tramp stamp style one just above her fine ass (actually kind of a turn on for me as it screams "I'm easy" ;) Unfortunately she was very busy. And I can see why as I saw her head into the CR with a condom package clearly visible in her hand! The second lady was an all American early/mid 20's petit spinner with a nice chunky butt that I had done lap dances with on a prior visit. She didn't remember me but I sure remembered her! (if you know what I mean;) So after doing a test drive in the lap dance room we headed for a champagne room.

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