Name Change-Now Called Utopia Cabaret
With a new name like Utopia, one would expect a top of the line club as far as class goes...not happening! I stopped here for a few brews on a Friday afternoon around 2. I had not been in here in a very long time, so I wanted to see what had changed. In a word..nothing. A new name but that's it, everything else is about the same. Very lazy bartender this visit, if she had moved any slower she would have been in reverse. Five other male patrons when I entered, and 5 dancers on shift. Beer $4.75/bottle for Coors Light, 12 beers on tap and no CL on tap, very strange.
Sign on the wall says private dances $25 topless, $40 nude, I did not partake of either in the one hour I spent here. Variety of dancers, one cow, one very thin and heavily tattooed and pierced, one thin who seemed high, other two average. When they finish a two song set on the stages behind the bar they circulate outside the bar for tips, with an adequate display of chest assets for your dollar bills attention. However one is never enough it seems, and they ask for a second in the g string, sort of annoying, one actually asked for a third, which I declined. Good for a quick stop and cold brew if passing through the area.
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