Uneventful and Uninspiring

After a super long hiatus I figured I'd hit the club up and see what's going on. Arrived at 7:01 and the fuckin door girl charged me cover. Technically I was there before hand but valet was screwing around. So to avoid looking like a cheap ass I paid. Layout remains the same but there were festive decorations up. Sat down at the back bar to watch the Wings and ordered the prime rib special. Dancers finally do the 7oclock review and there is some decent looking talent 7s or 8s but mostly 5 and below. Place was about 50% full but it felt more about 20%.

Got my meal and the prime rib wasn't even hot all the way through. Some parts would be smoking hot and others not so much, potato wasn't even fully cooked at all. I know this place isn't gonna win a James Beard award but damn I've had some meals here in the past. Back to the women, the few 7s or 8s were hog tied down with regulars. But it was only 5 of them tops, the rest were bad. Some were too anorexic or wore ourfits that had excessive amounts of layers, had recent baby weight/belly bulge, or just weren't fuckin attractive.

The place just lacked the energy it normally has and maybe that was due to the talent. Previous mongers have said the talent has been really nice so it could've been the day o went. I might put Coli on ice for awhile and try out some other local clubs. BTW there was very little to no stage tipping and yes the curtains were still up. Staff was friendly as ALWAYS but the dancer talent was poor this night. After a shitty meal and even shitty dancers I cut my losses and left. Didn't even have a beer or get a dance. Till next time!