Ugh

Outvoted 3-1 after golf so we came here instead of Rhode Island. $5.00 beers in a venue which hasn't been updated in at least 30 years. Its filthy. Its tiny. Its set out in an weird way that allows you no place to sit and chill. The bartenders are unfailingly rude. The parking lot is an insurance claim waiting to happen. More potholes here than in the entire state of New Hampshire. Are extras available? Absolutely. Can you get a handjob during a $20 dance? Absolutely. Did I? Hell no.

The dancers are simply either old, overweight, heavily tattooed, reeking of cigarette smoke, or any combination of the above. I did not see one dancer that I would spend a dime on. They even made my beer taste foul. One of the very few visits in the past 40 years where I can say I'd have rather gone anywhere else but there. One of my buddies did a half hour room, for I think $280, but I really paid no attention since the dancer was horrendous. Marios in Webster is a better bet if you cannot make it to Rhode Island. Unless you want seedy sex with very unattrractive women there are better choices.