An Old Favorite is Still the Best

I hadn't been to TJ/HK in a couple of years. Found myself in SoCal with a free weekend so you know where I headed. There's a new pedestrian crossing a bit west of the regular passage at the end of the trolley rail. I parked at the insurance lot near the outlet mall. Parking is not cheap near the border on Friday and Saturday: $25.00. The new crossing is only about 100 yds. from the parking lot and it is lighted and attended 24-hrs. Something new from the last time I crossed is that the Mexican border authorities now require a visitor form be filled out before entry.

You will need your passport or passport card going both ways now. The line was only about ten people so not a long wait. There's a long elevated walkway leading to a plaza where you can catch an orange and white taxi to take you to your destination. It's $5 to Hong Kong and about a 5 minute ride. Arriving the club, the security gives everyone a pat down for weapons. Once through the heavy curtains all was as I had remembered from the last time. Sensory overload. Loud music. Literally dozens of girls on stage, some clothed, some not at all. Walking through to the back up the steps, you are greeted/groped by many girls. You may reciprocate if you surrender a dollar. Most allow you to touch anywhere. Keep in mind the variety of shapes and sizes could dictate the ones you want to donate to. Upstairs the shaving cream show was starting.

Two attractive ladies were sliding around on a stage. With stools at stage side the view is excellent. This show rapidly becomes interactive. For $1 tip railbirds are allowed, no invited, to fondle and finger the sudsy bodies. There is lesbian action and dildo riding. The girls took several dollars that fans stuck to their bodies and then rinsed them in a bucket of water. I couldn't help thinking that this was sexy money laundering. One of the waiters came by and offered a $21 vip lap dance with one of the girls after her show. He insisted that it would be "worth it." I decided to pass. I went back to the lower level and took a seat to watch the dances for a bit. Immediately an attractive girl came up and sat down. A waiter swooped in and asked if I wanted to by the lady a drink. I did. It looked like fruit punch and was $10. As soon as the waiter left the girl began practicing her stick shifting on me while pointing out another attractive girl on stage. She indicated that THEY would like to take me upstairs to the hotel. $160 was the suggested retail price. A threesome was something to consider when I was younger but these days it seemed like it might be too much work.