LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH

I was out with a friend who had never been to Atlanta and capped off an evening of touring a few strip clubs by visiting Cheetah, arguably the most upscale, mainstream strip club in town. Valet parking was only $3.00, and admission was $12.00. Although we did not eat here, this is actually a strip club where people DO come for the food. It's a fairly good-sized club, and even on a Thursday night, the place was close to being full (it can get *really* full after a sporting event when your ticket stub gets you in free). We were there from about 11:30 pm-1:30 am.

Here's what I like best about Cheetah: There are tons of girls, and they are all beautiful. They dance nude. They dance everywhere in the club. I love to sit on a stool with my back to the bar and watch the constant rotation of a half dozen gorgeous women dance nude on a runway that's just a little more than arm's length away. Best seat in the house; you can sit there as long as you want and no one will hound you for drinks or wanna-dances. (Well, they do have a couple of shot girls who come around, but they are easily waved off.) And from there, you can see all of the girls in the whole club, who are dancing on other stages or dancing on tables. Yes, table dances are done *on* the tables.

Here is what I like least about Cheetah: There is no touching. Period. All dances are air dances. As I said, the girls will dance, nude, on your table, which is nice. But there's no contact. Years ago I paid a lot of money for an hour in a VIP room with a great gal, but as I found out, scarcely more happens there than anywhere else in the club. Of course, YMMV.