NAUGHTY OR NICE? THIS PLACE IS THE LATTER.

I have been to OGE a number of times, but it's probably been at least five years since my last visit. A friend and I decided to go there to get dinner and have some eye candy for dessert. Though they have a valet, there's plenty of free parking available in the large lot. I had printed out passes for half off the admission price, so entry was only $5.00 each. The food and drinks were reasonably priced, and the food was decent enough.

It was around 8:30 on a Thursday night, so it was not very crowded. It's a large club, so if you're seated in the middle and the dancers are hanging out with each other at seats along the wall, it's almost impossible to make eye contact, and there was not much circulation from them. It was hard to tell exactly how many dancers were working, but there might have been about 20, with a nice mix of races and body types. They all seemed pretty to me.

There were three stages going, and while a number of the girls got fully nude, not all did. Maybe more would have done so if it was more crowded and people were tipping. My only complaint about the set-up is that there is no seating that's really close to any of the stages. At one point, a girl got up and did a burlesque routine, lip-synching to songs while she stripped out of her full-length gown and did some work with fans as props. No nudity from her, though. Apparently they hire a couple of girls to do burlesque – and nothing else – a few times each shift. Interesting that they do this, but not my cup of tea. Dances at your table are $10, fully nude, and a pleasant diversion, but there is no contact whatsoever. They have VIP rooms, which provided great mileage once upon a time, but that's no longer the case and the reason I usually don't come here anymore.