Pretty Alright

I've been going to EI for years and this is my first review. I would consider myself apart of that "sweat pants and no draws crew" lls. Now I have only been during day shift because I'm cheap lls. The awkward $7 increase slowed my appearances and started to look elsewhere for a stress reliever. I got that urge for cheeks in my face Wednesday night so I decided to try the night shift. I got there at around 10:20 and there was wasn't a lot of people in the club but the parking lot across said different. There were about 5 dancers but I got one of the infamous corner seats.

The 1st dancer i had was named Jasmine(lightskin, dreads, slim and fat butt). She was a good grinder but I had to break her in for more mileage. She was getting me to that point so I had to stop after 3 dances. Dances are $10 btw but she was asking for $7. The 2nd dancer I had was terrible. Didn't ask for the name but the she was robotic, awkward and wasn't trying to let me touch her. WTF!, I know right I have never stopped a dancer mid dance but I was about to. I let her go and she had to nerve to get mad because I only let her dance ounce. The 3rd dancer who approached me had a one piece which I really don't like. Be as close to butt naked as possible would be the best attire to me to get my $. She wasn't really my type either so I declined.

More dancers appeared and more patrons started to come. I wanted to sample some others but they were being hogged. Jasmine approached me again and I got my final 5 dances from here. She was letting me get away with more and even let my lil man come out breathe some. I could have got more dances but Jasmine's hard bouncing finished me off. I could see myself coming back maybe or just stick to the underground spots where I can be more wild. Hopefully some good changes occur to the pg strip club scene.