Since this is the "Ultimate Strip...

Since this is the "Ultimate Strip Club List" I am reviewing this place on its merits as a strip club. If it was "The Ultimate Brothels List" I might see things differently.

For context - I like strip clubs. Truly enjoy lap dances. To me "strip club" means table/lap dance club where you can snag a hotty and enjoy some flirting and be entertained and hopefully be seriously turned on. I don't go to clubs to try to get laid. If you think of strip clubs as a place to get off than please add about 5-6 points to my rating :-)

Seriously - as a STRIP CLUB this place truly sucks. Here's the MBOT experience in a nutshell.