Worst Ever

The rating that you see I've given for this place is probably higher than it should be for only one reason, and I'll get to that later.

This is hands down the worst strip club I've ever been to. There is no fun to be had here. Most dive truck stop strip joints would be better than this place. I entered on a warm Monday night around 9 pm. Pretty easy to find and parking is available. I walked in and paid a cover and immediately saw on stage two women. Well one cow and a perfect 10. The 10 winks at me and I grab a drink at the bar. At the bar is a thin black dancer and probably her boyfriend. Her boyfriend looks annoyed and disappears. I look around and I'm the only customer there. So I got up to the stage and the 10 is giving stage dance lessons to the cow. Now I've seen plenty of heavy girls at clubs, and that's fine with me. Just calling a spade a spade. I sit down to check out the 10 but ended up being instantly annoyed that she was giving "lessons" to this nasty stripper. This means I'm giving double tips. Let me tell you about this 10 though. A real 10. Probably around 20 years old, extremely pretty, polish girl, slim and fit, B/C tits with perky nipples, and a big ass. Can't ask for much more as far as I'm concerned.

After a few minutes of tipping for this training I decide this needs to end and ask the 10 for a private dance. And she says "me or her?", referring to the other girl. Come on! You! She freshens up and we go to the bouncer to pay and I asked for the menu. The bouncer instructs the 10 to give me a tour. She shows the lap dance room which is nice with mini couches set up, a more private area, and a VIP private room which was really nice. Has a fireplace, couch, table, chair. She says there are no cameras in here, right as I'm looking at a camera. I say what's that and she laughs nervously. I ask about the hand rules and she says no touching in any of the rooms. So damn. I take one dance in the basic room. I try to touch a little but am quickly reminded. It was an air dance on her part too. No contact from her. The dance was pretty uninspired and so was the conversation. Very awkward. Bummer.