Unfulfilled Expectations

Based on the reviews here, wanted to try this place out so made the drive to Synn arriving around 10pm on Sunday. In short, club seemed a bit ghetto, girls were underwhelming (no one better than a 6), and ended up leaving after around 25-30 mins.

Cover was $20, but showed an Instagram ad for $10 off. Doorman asked me to sign a promo sheet to receive the discount. Upon entering, there were a few PLs around the door area, along with a few strippers at/near the bar. Took a seat at a seating area behind the tables, at what was like a low bar area with fixed stools. Very large stage, but no dancer and no one sitting at the tip rail.

Soon after I sat down, Amor approached and offered the 3-4-40, saying "you can touch me anywhere." I was settling in, so passed. After 3-5 mins, a dancer took the stage, and gave an uninspired performance. A roll call followed soon thereafter, which is when I saw the available talent. Not good. Of the 10-12 dancers, most were Latina, 1-2 white girls, and one AA. On average, they were 5-6s, but some down in the 2-3 range. That's when I decided to cut my losses and leave before being tempted to waste money. Headed down the street to Spearmint Rhino, which was similarly mediocre.