Almost all of the previous reviews...

Almost all of the previous reviews promise a spectacular experience, so I can only assume that my experience wasn't typical. However, it does provide a cautionary tale in terms of coming to a club on an early Sunday afternoon. When I got there fifteen minutes after opening the cover was $20 which I paid ... only to find out that there weren't any girls dancing yet. While the woman working the door was nice enough and called a range of dancers trying to get them to come in, only two did in the hour that I was there. One was pretty enough -- bottle blond with a nice body, but not my type. One fit in the scary-beer-goggles category, clearly over forty and looking good for her age but...

The dance I did pay for with the blond delivered what Mons promises -- a high-contact experience -- but the atmosphere was so dead that her performance couldn't help but feel perfunctory. Obviously this place has a lot to offer -- all of the positive reviews can't lie -- but not on an early Sunday afternoon. Other clubs I've been to offer a laid-back and intimate afternoon experience; this one, by contrast, was sketchy and practically comatose.