I went a few weeks ago...

I went a few weeks ago to this club during a recent business trip to Miami. Since it was near my hotel, I hailed a cab to take me there. It would have been a little tricky to get to on my own because of road construction in the area. Even my cab driver had a hard time figuring our how to get there but we eventually did.

When I walked in a nice girl at the door took my cover charge. Unfortunately, that was the highlight of my trip. The place on a Monday night was totally dead. Sat down and waited for a waitress to take my order. NO ONE was dancing. In fact, I only saw three girls working the entire time I was there (over two hours). All three hung out around the bar and were talking to three of what may have been a total of five customers in the whole place. There were a couple more guys playing poker or something in one corner but it was obvious that's all they were there for s I don't count them. Finally, after about 30 minutes, a waitress took my drink order. I wound up watching SportsCenter on their plasma TVs most of the night. When the waitress brought me my beer, it was the last I saw of her for the evening.

After about one hour in the place one of the girls at the bar finally got up on the stage inside the bar area and danced a few songs after maybe three more guys finally ventured into the place. She was attractive and she did get totally nude. But, when she was done, she came around asking for tips from every guy. Then she started asking guys to go back for a private dance. When she came back to me, I tried to ask her what kind of dance it was and how much. Some how this simple question seemed to offed her as she got up and walked off to another customer. I guess you are just supposed to say "sure" with no questions asked.