When in Rome

Where does one go after a late night concert when all the good local food places have lines out the door? To the Cheetah of course! D Scrub this is actually a real review and I was starving, so I've got to mention the food!?! Anyways, the visit was really interesting on a number of fronts. Let me say, I wasn't going alone and my partners in crime were not male. I was sure that once we got inside that we could get a table and some food. Unfortunately the place was packed. $20 helped snag the next available table but it wasn't in one of the nicer dining areas but out on the floor. There were already two guys at the six topper table and they had smoked so many cigarettes that they were running over onto the table. Not too appetizing but what the heck...when in Rome. All our food was delivered and was consumed fairly rapidly.

Time to focus on the dancers. This is the first time I've ever been to Cheetah on a weekend night and after midnight. It is also the first time I've clicked the "over 100+" dancer button on the review page. The rules have changed since the last time I was there and the girls were only allowed to dance on the table tops. I was told that rule doesn't apply in VIP but I can't confirm. To each his own, but I have developed a fairly strong bias against table top dances. It hurts like hell to keep looking up. I found myself looking across at other dancers rather than straining my neck to look straight up.

There were a handful of 8-10s and many 6-8's dancing. I'm sure others may have rated higher but I am not a fan of fake anything. As in the past most of the girls don't really dance but kind of sway and shuffle their feet. I saw a couple of girls on the main/center stage doing a modified twerk or two. No poles, no floor work and no touching. The two guests I had with me enjoyed tipping the dancers so they spread around $60 in ones...lasted about 20 minutes. When I went back to get more there were no ones available from the change station or the bars. All the ones were out with the dancers.