The ultimate dive

Not sure I could have found this place without google maps, it is well outside of Fairmont in a small town called Monongha. It sits along the main drag through the town. It is located in a small squat cinder block building, painted blue and yellow. The entry is a heavy metal door with a large piece of angle iron welded to it for a handle. The parking lot is small but lit well. Upon entering I was almost knocked back out the door by the cloud of cigarette smoke. Obviously they are non participants in the no indoor smoking ban the the rest of the clubs have. As you enter the bar is on the left and some booths on the right. Straight ahead through an opening in the wall is some more tables and what id used for a stage. The floors are concrete including the stage. The stage is not raised but is just a low wall surrounding part of the concrete floor. The place gives off the vibe of "there appears to have been a struggle and the dirt won"

When I entered the cover was $2, that is right $2. I was told that the cover was $2 because they only had 2 dancers there at the moment. I got a beer at the bar for $1.75 and since both dancers were sitting at the bar I joined them. There was brunette who would rate about a 6 and a blond named Virgo with striking blue eyes who was around an 8, thin but not skinny, B-cup chest and a nice ass. After a few minutes the manager bellows into the microphone that dance will commence in 3 minutes, bellowing is not and exaggeration either. Once the dancers started dancing they were enthusiastic. Boy were they enthusiastic. It is safe to say I have never experienced a stage show quite like it. They did not stay in the confines of the stage, nor did they allow you to stay outside the confines of the stage. The show involved the PLs there to a great extent. After a bit a third dancer showed up and she was already hammered. She was a smallish brunette with glasses and she put on a similar stage show. The girls did not push lap dances or VIP dances and in between stage show hung with regulars, so I did not partake in any lap dances. Though as wild as the stage sets were I was intrigued. (they were priced 3 for $45)

Needless to say they grow them wild in the hollows of West Virginia. Not sure I would recommend this place to the faint of heart but the experience is memorable.