Alibi Klamath Falls Oregon

Visited the Alibi last night at about 9:00p.m. Pulled into the parking lot and immediately noticed several tweekers next to the club next door where I parked. Went inside and felt uncomfortable enough that I went out and moved my car to another location.

Entered the club from the north end of the building. Pool tables in a large open area as soon as you walk in. Some unsavory looking guys shooting pool. Proceeded toward the bar and noticed one very thick dancer on stage giving a lackluster dance to a single patron at the rail. There was a distinct odor, similar to a failed septic system, that was impossible to ignore. One other thick girl sitting at the bar and maybe five other patrons. Asked the bartender if there were more dancers and was told that there would be three more girls showing up in a matter of minutes. Ordered a bottled beer and got popped $11 for the beer and cover charge. Had a seat near about six video gaming machines and watched the girl I'd seen at the bar go to the stage and give an equally boring dance to one customer. Slowly drank my beer in anticipation of the next group of dancers arrival. A guy who was sitting at the bar stopped and asked if this was just a bad night before exiting the bar. I told him that I was from out of town, but had a bad feeling that what I was seeing was about as good as it was going to get. Next very heavy girl gets on stage and had a few guys attention. Turns out, she plopped her rather larger booty down on their head or face. Either way, I'd seen enough and asked the bouncer if the other girls had arrived. He informed me that the three present was it for the rest of the night. Finished my beer and got the hell out of the single biggest dive stripclub I've ever visited.

If you are interested in thick and unattractive lackluster dancers, you've found you spot. I didn't even inquire about private dances, but I suspect there would be an upsell involved considering I was essentially lied to by the bartender.