1st timer, will go back
First saw this club as a tourist walking on Miramar. Didn't even know a club was there until I was hounded by one of the Meseros outside trying to recruit patrons. The music blasting on the street was so loud out that I couldn't hear a word he was saying, except something about "Don't worry about the police, I paid them off..." as he pointed to the cops right in front of us. Needless to say, I later figured out what the place was and went the following weekend. As you know, Ensenada is a port for some of the cruise ships and a quick taxi ride shuttles the masses to all of the tourist traps, including Miramar. I would prefer that the clubs had their own part of town so as to avoid the hawker stalls lined up and down the streets. The salesmen are unrelenting, especially when you obviously don't live there.
Anyhow, the girls are alright. I prefer thin girls with a B or C cup. The curvy women with D pluses are just not my type. I am new to the whole club scene, so I wasn't all too adventurous this trip but mainly went to check it out. In general I find it difficult to be attracted to Mexican women. Once they hit age 17 they seem to balloon due to all of the greasy tacos, but if muffin tops are your thing, it can be an all-you-can-eat buffet. I used to wonder what happened to all of the hot mexican women above the age of consent. Now I know, they are all working the clubs.
I had a few drinks and one topless lap dance. I only stayed for about an hour, Nothing fancy. I will go back and indulge once I get up the courage. I don't know how the VIP area would be noise-wise. Like I said, street level is too loud to have any kind of conversation.
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