Over rated

Once every couple years I feel obligated to come check out this place that consistently gets such high ratings. I get it that it's a unique place because it's fully nude with booze also being served. And $10 dances, while kinda low mileage aren't bad either. But this place has a lot of stuff working against it. If you're not a regular, it's hard to get a dance from any of the decent looking girls.

They seem to finish a dance and proceed right on to the next regular. While the stage shows usually end up fully nude, there's absolutely no touching allowed either way. In fact, there's basically a two-foot moat between the stage and stage-side seats. On top of all of that, the DJ periodically makes a very blunt statement "This is a no-touch club." Talk about a buzzkill. Basically this is a neighborhood bar stuck out in the boonies with some hot women walking around who you'll never touch dancing for their homies. Much, much better options in downtown Minneapolis all within walking distance of each other.