Definitely Not a Club Ad

I went to Tattletale's after being disappointed by Onyx which is right down the street. This was my first visit and I had no expectations (which was good, because this place doesn't cut it. First, they had about 200 people there, but only about 6 dancers by my count. Second, there were only two giving dances off the stage. The others were just sitting around. Those that were dancing, were grinding the shit out of the surrounding air (no contact at all). I felt sorry for whoever was paying for that shit.

Then, when I ordered a drink from a waitress, she told me that it would probably take 30 min to get it. WTF? I told another waitress what her co-worker said and she just shook her head and walked to the bar and got my drink in 30 seconds. Other than the second waitress, this was a fail on all levels. I'm glad they made me save my money!