Club 390
390 E Joe Orr Rd Chicago Heights, IL 60411

What the heck were they thinking

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heshootsandscores
Sep 18, 2017, 4:07 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Have not been to the 390 in awhile, and I am, not sure if I will be back in awhile, since the remodel and and the quality of the dancers seems to be like a yo-yo. First, on the remodel...if you going to do something to the physical plant of the club, make sure it is an improvement. This is not, it reminds me of going from nice furniture (Ethan Allen) to slapped together crap (IKEA), they both serve there purpose, but jeez this was like going to a darkened Burger King with naked dancers trying to play with my Whopper, or should I say Whopper, Jr, The remodel is a definite thumbs down. I would put it on the DIY network, as definite fail, bring in someone who is not related to the owner. Should have consulted all the folks on TUSCL for their suggestions and go from there.

OK, so I am a whiner on the atmosphere, well at least let me tell you that they do have a couple of new dancers that I had not seen in the past. One in particular reminded me of the ever so popular Shane, alas she has gone on to better and deeper pockets to take care of her. The dancers name was Ashley and was pretty amazing, and while I did not get a dance from here this date, as she had 2-3 guys lined up like planes landing at O'Hare, I will make sure to stop in earlier, to get a landing slot.

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