Mileage varied well this time

OK, so the bartender didn't give me change back from my ten for a five dollar beer. My bad not to ask for it. But my attention was on beautiful Sasha: for a ten dollar dance can I touch you? Will you straddle my lap? Yes, yes, and for a real song's length we were crotch to crotch, and her magnificent, soft b or c cups welcomed my gentle caresses.

That's bargain sexwork, to have such a valuable service provided at such low cost. I am grateful. Hadn't visited in over ten years and so was especially gratified to rediscover such great value, to find such a sweet and beautiful young dancer.