Turnt Up on a Tuesday

A friend of mine randomly texted me about hitting up Brad's with him several Tuesdays ago.....what kind of friend would I be if I said no? I hit the road and by the time I got there, he already had the first round of beers. Drink prices were pretty standard. Nice vibe to the club---friendly bartenders and the women were gorgeous.

There were AT LEAST 20 dancers in rotation that night. It completely shocked me that they had that many A+ women on a Tuesday night. There weren't a lot of guys there so we all got plenty of attention from the ladies. There was a nice mix of ethnicities and body types, and they were all friendly and approachable. I posted up by the stage throwing ones when a flawless brunette walked by my seat pretending to trip into my lap and proceeded to grind. She had a great sense of humor, big, beautiful eyes, and an intoxicating smile. And her butt....

Gentlemen. There are simply not enough words in the English language to properly describe how exquisite her ass was. It was the ass of a golden Greek goddess. Her ass is painted on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Her ass is the ass Mahatma Gandhi had in mind when he famously said, "Throw dat ass in a circle, ma." Literally the best ass I've ever had the pleasure of seeing and feeling. When she got up, one lone tear fell across my cheek. I was hooked.