The Cabin
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190 Juniata Rd Duncannon, PA 17020

Not For Everyone, But I Liked It

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IHearVoices
Sep 10, 2017, 5:08 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

After Savannah's stunk (again), I decided that my night didn't need to end yet so I hopped on 22 and headed west - learned my lesson about heading east after a trip to Club 22 last week - to Duncannon for an adventure. It's right off the road, so you can't miss it.

Went in and paid the $10 cover. I'm always a fan of signs that clearly indicate pricing, and The Cabin's was detailed - even down to the split between dancers and the club. You swing a quick U-turn into the main area of the club. A few tables, perv row, an elevated row on the far side which seemed to only have club employees there. DJ booth is by the 'employee section'. Speaking of, this place has more security than most SCs I've gone to. I felt safe the whole time, so I wonder why so many were there.

Okay, that's the normal stuff about the club. The not so normal...one, it's very well lit. The only place I've gone to with that much lighting is Oasis in Clearwater. For clarity purposes, I'm saying 'lit' as in "all the lights were on" and not "there was a light show that rivals Disney". Two, the bartender was topless. She was probably 55, but what was it that Ron White said about older topless women? Three (there are going to be a few of these), the menu. It's more like a corner store than a club. They had Cup O'Noodles on the menu. Yes, Cup O'Noodles. Two dollars. They also had Rice Krispies Treats. There was also a condiment bar of sorts...stuff was free if you bought something, but 10 cents a piece otherwise. Who says "I want a packet of salt", though? Guess they have those prices for a reason. There's also a microwave, which I guess is there if your food gets cold.

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