sinclair's Review

I went to All Stars around 18:30 on a Wednesday evening to wait out the traffic on I-55. There was no cover to get in, but they do scan your drivers license. Sincweisers were $4. I had not been to this club in three and half years. The only changes since March 2014 have been the small stage getting ripped out in the front room, the pool table getting ripped out of the back room, and five video gambling machines being put in along the back wall. All Stars’s square footage is one-third bar area, one-third tables and chairs, and one-third is the private dance room. The clientele is mainly blue collar white and Mexican guys. The music is played off of a jukebox. The washroom sucks because the pisser is literally right behind the door. It is very possible someone could knock the door into you while your emptying the tank.

There were nine dancers working. Six were Hispanic. Three were Caucasian. The typical dancer here is usually 30 or older, average to overweight, and had a kid. There may be some outliers, but the majority of the ladies fit that description. There was only one dancer I would have fucked: a slim, twenty-something Mexican girl. Unfortunately, the regulars had her occupied the whole time I was there, so I could not sample her goods. Lap dances are $10 and take place in a wide open room. Couples getting dances naturally segregate to the four corners of the room. Since I have never gotten a private dance here, I took one for the team and got a couple dances from a ditsy, blue-eyed blonde named Sarah. She was 28 and was from Lake Geneva. I could touch anywhere I wanted. Getting a dance on a bar stool sucks because you are not in an optimal grinding position and feel like you are going to get knocked over when the pace gets hard and fast. After two dances, she told me I should tip her on top of the price of the dances. I declined and ignored her whining. Most of the dancers also try to sell you massages for $10 out in the seating area. I bought one dancer a drink, a top shelf vodka with Red Bull, and it cost $10.

I noticed this club calls itself a “bar and grill”. I believe that this is misleading because there appears to be no food served other than Home Run Inn pizzas and bags of chips. The six inch pizza is $5, and the twelve inch pizza is $10. I will probably not return due to the unappealing entertainers and the lack of skin. All Stars makes its entertainers wear pantyhose in addition to bottoms that cover the buttocks. You will not be seeing any thong bikinis here.