I was expecting a diamond in the rough and only got the ruff

I went here with my buddy on a Saturday evening after drinking a few beers across the street (Alex's 49er) because the Poodle doesn't serve alcohol. My buddy got the cover $25/each so I got him his first lap dance. I wasn't impressed with the look inside. Darkly lit so you couldn't really see the girls. We grabbed a seat and ordered a couple of bottled waters. The sound system sounded / felt like it was on its last legs. The owners are definitely not spending any money on this place. There was a musty odor where we were sitting so we moved to another table.

Girls

The girls looks ranged between 3's to 6's. Mostly hard haggard looking. The mix was mostly black with a few Mexican and white girls. Their personalities were better than their looks, but a few were way too pushy. I spent $40 for a private full nude lap dance that was good, but way too quick and robotic. I spent $60 on the next and it was more hands on, but equally quick. The girls on stage did a pretty decent girl/girl show but the crowd was way too excited and over tipped for what was basically a Cinemax level performance.