Upper Brass
4 Hayden St, Toronto, ON M4Y 2B4, Canada*

Where are all the girls?

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boredxx
Sep 6, 2017, 12:02 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

Serves me right for looking for tail on a Labour Day Weekend. Got in around midnight and first went to Rail (the SC below Upper Brass) and it was too packed with custi's and too noisy. So I decided to go upstairs and find that right dancer for my itch. Paid the cover $20. As I turned the corner after paying the cover, I counted like 4 girls (avg 7.5) vs 10+ girls (avg 6.5) downstairs and 4 customers upstairs vs. 50 customers downstairs.

Feeling kinda cheated, I reluctantly got a beer and waited to be attacked. Got approached by a Dirty Blonde Brasilian (an 8; forgot her name) with the perfect wide body arse and titties to boot. Went for a couple and decided she wasn't the one. Found a seat closer to the stage and was quickly approached again. Spinner by the name of Sophie (an 8.5) with the looks and skills to make you spend a brick. Went for 8 dances and got tapped out. This chick would not quit trying to please. Made the night after the lack of selection.

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Where are all the girls?